Ladder in My Tights

Ladder in My Tights was a track from False Smiles



Lyrics
Yeah, yeah, yeah, shoobydoo.

Just one more word and I’m gonna explode,

I’m gonna self combust,

I’m gonna blow up the world.

Just one more look,

You’re gonna cross the line,

I mean over the edge,

You’re on thin black ice.

Oooh, there’s a little bit of psycho in me I confess,

Why’d you wanna pick on me and not the rest?

Does it make you feel big?

Does it make you feel clever?

So tell me how’s the weather?

If I just had a little more time,

I’d get some duck tape and silverware,

Oh if I just had a little more time:

I’d show you the world is so much better when you find you don’t fit,

There’s a ladder in your tights,

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There’s a ladder in my tights and that’s the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that’s the way I feel about it,

You’ll be trying to hitch a ride with me, when it finally hits you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With just one more push trying to make me your clone,

Marking me outta ten for the label on my clothes.

Just one more squack and I’m gonna hit back,

I’m gonna burn down your house in a heated attack.

Oooh, there’s a little bit of devil in me I confess,

Cos you wanna pick on me and not the rest.

If I just had a little more time,

I’d get some c4 and dynamite,

Oh if I just had a little more time:

I’d show you the world is so much better when you find you don’t fit,

There’s a ladder in your tights

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There’s a ladder in my tights and that’s the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that’s the way I feel about it,

You’ll be trying to hitch a ride with me.

Hey, you will all be coming round,

By the time that you’ve found yourself,

Free yourself from the crowd.

Yeah, the world is so much better when you find you don’t fit,

There’s a ladder in your tights

Who gives a ufuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There’s a ladder in my tights and that’s the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that’s the way I feel about it.

The World is so much better when you find you don’t fit,

There’s a ladder in my tights,

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There’s a ladder in my tights and that’s the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that’s the way I feel about it,

You’ll be trying to hitch a ride with me, when it finally hits you.